ST. PAUL, MN — According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screaming at everyone because it wasn't at all dissimilar from a typical pentecostal service.

Major Error: I had intended to fix a typo in this post, but I accidentally put it back into draft. So apparently this post was only up for five minutes, and there was no new content on the blog until...

The KKK Act -- an act designed to criminalize the terrorism of the Klan -- makes it a federal offense to stop someone from exercising their civil rights by violence, threat, or force. These dick-sucking demons, for example, might be...