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The difficulties of being/not being an artist

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The cartoon reminds me of an earlier post about Rimsky-Korsakov on the “hardship” of the composer’s life. According to Shostakovich: “Rimsky-Korsakov used to say that he refused to acknowledge any complaints from composers about their hard lot in life. He explained his position thus: Talk to a bookkeeper and he’ll start complaining about life and […]
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Disney Announces Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake

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BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company announced a bold new take on a classic remake of a classic film property this week when it unveiled its plan to release the first-ever live-action remake of an animated remake of a live-action remake of an animated remake of a live-action remake.

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Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers

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U.S. — Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle by members of the National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers.

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FBI Asks X Users To Please Stop Solving Crimes Before They Do

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a formal statement, the FBI has called on Internet sleuths, particularly X users, to please stop solving crimes before they have a chance to do so.

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British Man Arrested For Making Meme Offensive To Child Rapists

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U.K. — England is safe once again after Metropolitan police caught and jailed a man who made memes that offended child rapists.

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US Army To Add 'Do You Intend To Carry Out a Massive Terrorist Attack' To Application Form

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U.S. — In an effort to address recent violence, the United States Army has decided to begin asking applicants if they plan to carry out a massive terrorist attack.

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