One of Trump's more bizarre claims recently is that gasoline now costs less than $2 per gallon. As every casual observer knows, the price is closer to $3.
BURLINGTON, VT — In a heroic move that sacrificed his own resources, Senator Bernie Sanders announced that he had bought yet another house to make sure the rich people don't get all of them.
CHICAGO, IL — In an astonishing miracle that theologians said was a herald of God's blessing upon Chicago's own Pope Leo XIV, an image of the Virgin Mary appeared in the Chicago Bean.
U.S. — Despite controversies surrounding tariffs and the defunding of dozens of large government departments, a new poll showed President Donald Trump's popularity skyrocketed after he announced the deportation of all cyclists.