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This International Women’s Day, The Babylon Bee Honors Eve’s Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin

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Happy International Women's Day! Women have done many great things throughout the course of history. That's why a day has been set aside to honor the accomplishments of distinguished women like Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia, Marie Curie (she discovered radium!), and Eve, who made a historic choice to plunge the entire human race into sin by eating the forbidden fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.

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TRUMP’S HASBARA: GRABBING ZELENSKY BY THE PU**Y

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On February 25, 2025, Donald Trump posted on his Truth Social account a 30-second video clip which appears to have been created with generative AI and was first put online by somebody with no connection to the White House. The clip, which promotes the transformation of Gaza into a Gulf state-like resort, opens on barefoot Palestinian children walking through Gazan rubble. After a title card asks "What's next?", they walk towards a skyline of skyscrapers lining Gaza's coast, and a voice sings "Donald's coming to set you free. Trump Gaza shining bright. Golden future, a brand-new light. Feast and dance. The deed is done." The scenes shown are: Teslas driving through the streets; someone with a striking resemblance to Elon Musk eating bread dipped in hummus; Hamas militants with full beards dancing flirtatiously in bikinis and sheer belly-dancing skirts; a child holding a giant, gold Trump balloon; Trump dancing with a scantily clad woman in a nightclub; Musk showering people with cash; a "Trump Gaza" building; golden Trump merch including his statues on sale; a gigantic golden Trump statue; Trump and Netanyahu lounging topless poolside while enjoying cocktails.1

In whatever way one understands this clip, Palestinians are deprived of minimal dignity – and dignity is important to them, in spite of or rather because of their misery. On October 20, 2024, after a 3-year-old Palestinian boy was killed by air-dropped aid in the southern city of Khan Younis in Gaza, his grandfather said: "We don't want aid. We want dignity. Enough with the humiliation and insult that we are receiving from the Arabs, not just the Israelis."2

It is easy to make fun of this weird clip, but it deserves a deeper analysis with even philosophical implications. Lacan claims that truth has the structure of a fiction – some traumatic or intense truths are easier accepted if we present them as moments of a fictitious game. Say, I am passionately in love but I am ashamed to declare it openly, so I use the situation where we both play the role of lovers in a theatre scene to say it, knowing that it will not be attributed to me as a person. In today's political propaganda, the strategy is simpler: fiction has the structure of truth, i.e., a lie is presented as truth. The Trump-Gaza clip fits neither of these two options. The first impression it gives us when we watch it is, of course, that of a tasteless satire, of ridiculous irony - but when Trump himself posted it on his Truth Social account, it looks as if he appropriated it "seriously," taking it as a possible vision of Gaza in the near future. Or was he aware that the clip was meant ironically and consciously decided to function in his real life as his own caricature? The most probable version is that Trump didn't think about it a lot at all: he saw it as a funny crazy clip and thought "It will raise controversy and make me even more popular, so why not?"

There are cases where the relationship between truth and fiction gets even more complex. In mid-February 2025, reports circulated that Israel's military were dropping leaflets across the Gaza Strip which openly threatened the territory's entire population of more than 2 million people with forced displacement or/and death - here is the message: "To the honorable people of Gaza, After the events that have taken place, the temporary ceasefire, and before the implementation of Trump's mandatory plan—which will impose forced displacement upon you whether you accept it or not—we have decided to make one final appeal to those who wish to receive aid in exchange for cooperating with us. We will not hesitate for a moment to provide assistance. Reconsider your position. The world map will not change if all the people of Gaza cease to exist. No one will feel for you, and no one will ask about you. You have been left alone to face your inevitable fate. Iran cannot even protect itself, let alone protect you, and you have seen with your own eyes what has happened. Neither America nor Europe care about Gaza in any way. Even your Arab countries, which are now our allies, provide us with money and weapons while sending you only shrouds. There is little time left—the game is almost over. Whoever wishes to save themselves before it is too late, we are here, remaining until the end of time." To add an obscene insult to injury, the message includes a passage from the Quran: "We will certainly test you with a touch of fear and famine and loss of property, life, and crops. Give good news to those who patiently endure who say, when struck by a disaster, 'Surely to Allah we belong and to Him we will all return.'"3 I think these leaflets (on the top of which there are photos of Netanyahu and Trump) are fake, false news – but done by whom? Not the Palestinians but by unofficial Israeli sources as a part of the complex psychological warfare.

The public diplomacy of Israel – called "hasbara" (roughly translated as "explaining") is a well-coordinated massive effort to justify measures which are perceived as unacceptable by global opinion. The "explaining" is done in multiple forms, by official state organs, private organizations and visible public figures (artists, journalists, scientists), but also as anonymous rumors spreading conspiracy theories or faked "documents" attributed to the enemy. Another hasbara strategy is to allow (or solicit) lower-level political figures often state openly what top leaders don't say openly or even deny – such statements, although not widely reported in the media, "explain" what the more polite statements of top politicians imply. For example, Owen Jones has shown on his podcast a recorded statement by the Israeli Deputy Parliament Speaker Nissim Vaturi which says: "Who is innocent in Gaza? Civilians went out and slaughtered people in cold blood... We need to separate women and children and kill the adults in Gaza, we are being too considerate." And then he makes an even further step, including children: "Every child born now – in this minute – is already a terrorist when he is born."4

This is in no way a mistake but part of a well-planned complex strategy. The amount of work grew exponentially so that the Israeli hasbara machinery had to rely also on AI – the Israeli government decided to use "AI-generated pro-Israel content and astroturfed social media campaigns." One of the new AI bots, which was reported in the press, was branded as FactFinder AI. It was designed to 'correct' misinformation, reconcile the paradoxes of hasbara, automate and expand hasbara campaigns, and reinforce Zionist narratives. However, when exposed to the real data landscape, the bot encountered undeniable realities—Israel's history of occupation, apartheid, and war crimes—and, instead of ignoring them (as Zionist hasbara does), the AI bot began processing them into responses. Israel's AI hasbara campaign backfired spectacularly, because even AI, when confronted with historical records, existing media narratives, and empirical data, could not fabricate a coherent pro-Israel stance because there is no coherent pro-Israel stance.5

The result was thus that AI glitches happen from time to time – glitches which are "not just a technical malfunction; it is a symbolic rupture, an inevitable revelation of the inherent failure of Zionist ideology it was designed to serve."6 And what if the genocide leaflet is something similar: not simply a glitch but a second-level fake: a fake document whose very (rather obvious) "glitches" (the leaflet is printed on paper with Shin Bet marks; the reference to Quran is ridiculous, no Muslim Arab would write like that...) were intended and serve a precise function? What if the true goal of the "discovery" of this leaflet was to sow doubt about its own authenticity, but at the same time leaving behind the vague impression that there must be some truth even in this fiction?

But with such glitches, we didn't yet reach the level of Trump-speak which works in a different way: Trump doesn't even try to mask contradictions or constant shifts in his position. From day to day, he blurts out what pops up in his mind – not (as some think) as part of his mental confusion but as the result of his (fully conscious) assumption of the role of a Master beyond law and logic, a master who asserts his power by way of constantly changing what he claims. One day Zelensky is a legitimate leader of Ukraine to be received in the White House, the next day he is a dictator; one day Russia attacked Ukraine, the next day Ukraine defends itself against Russian aggression; one day EU is a respected partner reproached just for not doing enough for the West, the next day Trump says EU was formed to "screw" the US...

A true Master doesn't just obey the rules and laws – from time to time, he makes an unexpected gesture, changes a political line, condemns or pardons a person, without giving any clear reasons. Such changes are a way for the Master to assert his unconditional authority. When, usually in late evenings, Stalin was confirming long lists of people to be shot, he from time to time inexplicably crossed out a name (although in all probability he didn't even know who that person was) – the total opacity of such acts made his authority unconditional. However, there is a difference here between Stalin and Trump. What was with Stalin an exception (to the reign of a brutal law) is for Trump a modus operandi. Trump is here effectively an anti-Stalin (not that this makes him any better – to paraphrase Stalin, Trump and Stalin are both worse). In both cases, factual truth takes second place; however, in Stalinism, the ignorance of factual truth is part of a precise hermeneutics – the very fact that a statement is factually not true delivers a clear message. The gap that separates exactitude (factual truth, accuracy about facts) and Truth (the Cause to which we are committed) was precisely formulated by Jean-Claude Milner:

"When one admits the radical difference between exactitude and truth, only one ethical maxim remains: never oppose the two. Never make of the inexact the privileged means of the effects of truth. Never transform these effects into by-products of the lie. Never make the real into an instrument of the conquest of reality. And I would allow myself to add: never make revolution into the lever of an absolute power."7

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Shocker! Syria Now Becoming Genocidal Hellhole

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Soros and USAID Have Been a Match Made in Hell

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The recent attention on USAID and explosive revelations on where its spending is really going surely comes as an early Christmas gift for Rand Paul when it comes time for him to prepare his annual Festivus report.  

From funding the teaching of Sri Lankan journalists how to avoid “binary gendered language” to sex changes in Guatemala, to LGBT activism in Armenia, Jamaica, Latin America, Uganda, among countless others, the agency behaves more like an activist organization than anything else. There’s also the irony in the revelation that many so-called “Non Governmental Organizations” (NGOs) get most of their funding from the government.  

Other hits include funding for Sesame Street in Iraq, drag show workshops for Venezuelan migrants in Ecuador, boosting tourism in Tunisia and Egypt, teaching Africans about climate change, and teaching the people of Kazakhstan about how to fight back against internet trolls. 

The list could go on for hundreds of pages  —  but you get the idea.   

Even aid projects that could be viewed as more legitimate are tainted by politics by design, and that’s thanks to George Soros. In 2017 the Heritage Foundation exposed how Soros had leveraged his influence to attach strings to humanitarian aid disbursed by USAID, all of which require recipients to sign on to a far-left political agenda  —  especially in countries that don’t want it; 

…but evidence is emerging that during the past eight years [starting in 2009], Soros, his Open Societies Foundations (OSF), and their many smaller affiliates have received US taxpayer money through USAID and that USAID has made the OSF the main implementer of its aid. 

It was in 2009 that USAID started tying development money to countries taking progressive stances on gay/transgender rights, among other leftist causes including legalizing prostitution, and decriminalizing drugs (not in the way many civil libertarians want  —  but rather the “San Francisco” model). This happened to African countries, and European countries “from Ireland to Macedonia.” 

Heritage also noted that despite some aid from USAID being humanitarian aid, as opposed to funding BIPOC transgender interpretive dance courses in Polynesia (OK  —  I made this one up), we have decades of data to show that it hasn’t improved economic growth and development in the countries funded. So there really is no problem in throwing the baby out with the bathwater when it comes to nearly eliminating USAID.  

As outrageous as some of the cartoonish progressive projects that USAID has spent, lighting money on fire isn’t even close to being their most destructive activities.  

Here are some examples.   

Albania 

Albania is the nation most affected by administrative corruption in the region, with 57% of citizens being asked for bribes occasionally, and 47% taking part in corrupt transactions. In collaboration with USAID, the Soros’ Open Society Foundations (OSF) has contributed $60 million between 2000-2015 on so-called justice reform efforts in Albania, and the OSF allocated the funds. 

The reform efforts largely helped the ruling Socialist Party consolidate power. The Socialist Party is led by Prime Minister Edi Rama, who is photographed with Alex Soros, who calls him his “brother,” on a monthly basis. An OSF strategy paper drafted in 2013, the year Rama’s took power as PM, outlined how to reform Albania’s Constitution. The USAID-Soros-Rama Judicial reform was completed in 2016. 

A review of judicial reform efforts in July 2021, exactly five years after their enactment shows how they hardly lived up to the rosy language that the OSF and socialists used in promoting it. The results were devastating;  

  • The OSF and Socialist Party’s attempts to capture Albania’s Constitutional Court and High Inspectorate of Justice left the public without them for nearly four years.  
  • Appeals Courts and Courts of First Instance only have a quarter of the judges they need, and the Supreme Court half. As a result, it’s estimated it would take two decades to clear the backlog of over 100,000 legal cases, 36,000 of which are awaiting being considered by the Supreme Court.  
  • The High Judicial Council outsourced the administration of Supreme Court case files to the Soros and USAID-funded East-West Management Institute, which is run by Rama’s ex-wife, who is also a former OSF Chair. East-West Management has received over $270 million from USAID. 
  • Reforms put NGO networks under the purview of the Socialist Party. 
  • Corruption increased. The price of public works with state budget money in Albania costs between 6-8 times more than public works performed in “similar terrains” with the financing of European Banks.  

One can only think of how disastrous Soros’ meddling in America’s justice system has been at the local level  —  he’s even worse abroad.  

North Macedonia’s Color Revolution 

In the tiny nation of North Macedonia (formally Macedonia), which has a population just under 2 million, Soros, through his Foundation Open Society Macedonia (FOSM) and his USAID-bolstered activities set up media outlets to push leftist propaganda, and set up 80 organizations with the same goal, including think tanks, journalist associations, groups promoting abortion, drugs, and the wackiest elements of the LGBT agenda. The FOSM was staffed heavily with people from the “reformist” wing of the communist party who were the children of communist party members.   

Direct methods for regime change were on the table too. 

In 2015 the social-Democratic Social Democratic Union of Macedonia and Soros (with the help of USAID) funded groups to start a Color Revolution to overthrow the ruling conservative VMRO-DPMNE party, which held power since 2006 (and has since regained it). During protests, leftist activists openly gloated about their Soros-backing, wearing shirts wearing “Soros army.” One journalist who posed for a photo wearing one of the shirts also had a TV show that promoted the color revolution in North Macedonia — and at the end of his show a USAID logo is displayed.   

Guatemala 

A Judicial Watch report exposed how USAID has funneled millions of dollars into programs aligned with OSF’s objectives in Guatemala. Soros networks have spent over $100 million in Latin America since 2015, with “justice reform” as a major interest. Relative to GDP, the OSF spends over twice as much in Guatemala than the US USAID spending in the country has heavily aligned switch Soros-back initiatives there, and has directly funded some, such as the Soros-funded International Commission Against Impunity in Guatemala. 

Like many so-called anti-corruption organizations that Soros has funded, the Commission has been weaponized against right-wing leaders in the country and promotes far-left “reforms.” Their actions led to the resignation of a president that Soros opposed, Otto Perez Molina of the center-right Patriot Party, and also targeted his successor, Jimmy Morales of the right-wing National Convergence Front. 

Deny, Deny, Deny 

What does the OSF have to say about this? That “The claims that the Open Society Foundations, founded by George Soros, receive funding from USAID or direct the funding of a multibillion-dollar US government agency are manifestly false.”   

Liars lie — and the paper trail doesn’t.

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Is woke the way to treat others?

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When we were at St Andrews, a group of us used to play word games in the Union Bar. One was Tom Swifties, then called Tom Swiftlies. “The bird is on the wing, said Tom swiftly.” “I’d like a Martini, said Tom drily.” “I’ve had my ECG, said Tom wholeheartedly.” “My backside is sore, said Tom notwithstanding.”

Another one we invented ourselves was to summarize essential meanings into three words, sometimes four. “Courage is fear faced resolutely.” “Foreign aid comes down to buy their stuff.” “The moral law is don’t offend gratuitously.” It does rather focus the mind to go to the essence of the idea and avoid the trimmings.

One can question, of course, how accurate some of these simplifications were, but the aim was to get some essence of the idea into a compact definition.

‘Don’t offend gratuitously’ is a good starting point for the way to treat others. If they have done nothing to offend you, then don’t offend them. Various surveys indicate that the default is to treat people fairly unless they have given you cause not to. We want to live in harmony and on good relations with our fellow citizens unless their behaviour merits otherwise.

Some elements of wokery claim to be offended if you do not use the precise language they demand. This is about power rather than offence. They want you to jump through their hoops, and if you do so, they will change the terms yet again.

‘Don’t offend gratuitously’ isn’t about that. It is about treating people decently until they give you reason not to. Many of the woke lists about what terminology should be adapted or replaced, terms such as ‘chest-feeding’ or ‘pregnant persons’ could be replaced by a much simpler command to treat people decently. It is possible that a few magistrate’s court and tribunal decisions would soon build up a body of precedent about what people on juries and tribunals considered to be decent.

You don’t need to spell it out in detail, but can allow people to determine how it should be interpreted. It comes from below, expressing what people feel to be decent behaviour, from the unwritten rules that govern our social behaviour. It does not come from above in an attempt to mould us into what others think we ought to be.

Most of us want to live harmoniously with those around us, and treating people decently is a good way to start.

 



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Mallard Fillmore by Bruce Tinsley for Fri, 07 Mar 2025

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Mallard Fillmore by Bruce Tinsley on Fri, 07 Mar 2025

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