TO BE FAIR, IT HAS NEEDED DESTROYING FOR … MOST OF MY LIFE:  J.K. Rowling Is Absolutely Destroying Amnesty International, and We’re Enjoying It.

LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug grin and a fresh roll of Charmin draped triumphantly over his shoulder.

57 YEARS AGO TODAY:

A US senator killed a 28 year old woman, left her to drown, spent zero days in jail, and then served 40 more years in the Senate. 57 years ago tonight. Almost nobody remembers her name.

57 years ago tonight, July 18 1969, on a tiny island called Chappaquiddick that most… pic.twitter.com/2zRi3Hdjxt

— Echoes of War (@EchoesofWarYT) July 18, 2026

Obligatory: “If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.”

—Charles Pierce, the Boston Globe, January 5, 2003.

SEEMS LIKE THEY’RE TRYING A PROVOCATION TO BLOODY REVOLUTION:

Today, the President of Hungary released a dramatic video message announcing that the democratic rule of law in Hungary has come to an end because he was unlawfully removed from office. Nothing like this has happened in modern European history.

A puppet will now be installed in… pic.twitter.com/87azw1DROb

— Balázs Orbán (@BalazsOrban_HU) July 18, 2026