U.S. — In a touching homage to Mother Earth, Americans elected to responsibly recycle two used presidential candidates for use in the upcoming election.

NEW YORK, NY — With tensions on the rise and conflict between the two sides growing more hostile, analysts had little hope that an amicable result would be reached, as Columbia University students rejected a two-campus solution to the conflict.

BERLIN, GERMANY — Archeologists focused on the historical period of the Second World War have finally found Hitler's personal Hamas headscarf.

Don't get us wrong, we usually love Taylor Swift, but her decision to release an hour-long recording of herself sobbing in the shower and call it an album is certainly a bold choice.